rinascitadipasta:

Did someone say topless? Mi piace!

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-Covers her face and turns away.- I-Italien!

prussicacid:

kaltschale:

prussicacid:

kaltschale:

I judge you both because the whole concept seems so very…odd.

And you raised us, you’re supposed to know better overall.

I don’t see what I’m being judged for.

I’m not even sure what your point is, honestly.

The fact that you both going came into consideration—Ugh. I don’t feel well enough to argue with you. I’m just glad that’s not going to be a thing. 

I never considered it at all.

I am actually pretty uncomfortable with the concept.

So don’t start your judgemental bullshit on me, okay?

Some days, I really miss speaking with you. I miss telling you to shut up when you call me that childish name and what not. 

Then I remember what you sound like, how you always talk to us, and the feeling of nausea takes all of that away. 

prussicacid:

kaltschale:

prussicacid:

kaltschale:

prussicacid:

kralovnapiva replied to your post: Well, crisis averted.

Co—

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West wanted to go to one of those creepy Japanese maid cafes where the chicks look like they’re still in middle school.

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/judging you both

I think you’d be judging West harder if he actually did go to a perverted maid cafe where the employees look 10.

I’m just not comfortable with the concept but if you’re okay with that then I don’t really think you’re one to judge.

I judge you both because the whole concept seems so very…odd.

And you raised us, you’re supposed to know better overall.

I don’t see what I’m being judged for.

I’m not even sure what your point is, honestly.

The fact that you both going came into consideration—Ugh. I don’t feel well enough to argue with you. I’m just glad that’s not going to be a thing. 

prussicacid:

kaltschale:

prussicacid:

kralovnapiva replied to your post: Well, crisis averted.

Co—

…

West wanted to go to one of those creepy Japanese maid cafes where the chicks look like they’re still in middle school.

…

/judging you both

I think you’d be judging West harder if he actually did go to a perverted maid cafe where the employees look 10.

I’m just not comfortable with the concept but if you’re okay with that then I don’t really think you’re one to judge.

I judge you both because the whole concept seems so very…odd.

And you raised us, you’re supposed to know better overall.

prussicacid:

kralovnapiva replied to your post: Well, crisis averted.

Co—

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West wanted to go to one of those creepy Japanese maid cafes where the chicks look like they’re still in middle school.

…

/judging you both

rinascitadipasta:

kaltschale replied to your post: Italien…Would you like to accompany me this afternoon? I want fresh pasta and mozzarella for dinner—and well, it’s distracting moving around your market with men shouting, “Bella! Bella! Bella!” everywhere I go.

…I don’t know what you’re talking about, unless you mean they’re trying to solicit me to buy their products they think so highly of. -Nevertheless, grabs up her backpack to keep all her purchases in.- I am ready.

It is definitely because you are a masterpiece, do not be mistaken. 

[He insists, then taking her arm into his own once she says she is ready, leading the way on out.]

-Glances at him, not sure what to do with that blatant statement. So she just ignores it and follows along with him.- 

I don’t know what I will make tonight. I know that I would like lots of vegetables and mozzarella, and pasta—I seem to have unrelenting cravings for it sometimes. This I blame entirely on you Italien. 

-Slants a look at him, but continues.-

Though, what I will do with it…well. Do you have any suggestions?

engineerjones:

kaltschale:

engineerjones:

kaltschale:

engineerjones:

Help I can’t get up the carpet is too comfortable.

So are all the papers I’m laying on.

*He sounds really troubled doesn’t he.*

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Is this…how Amerikans do paperwork…? 

-Peering down at him curiously, Alfred what are you doing down there?- 

*Hi, he’s high as crap and he hasn’t quite connected the dots yet.  This is why you need to be careful when you have a drug addict version of yourself as a friend.  A friend who likes to leave food like brownies in your fridge.  This is also why you don’t eat brownies you don’t remember making.*

*Smiles up at her with the most relaxed expression in the whole world, like she’s just made his year by asking that question and leaning over him.*

You have really nice legs.

-Looks down at her legs, not quite getting his point.- 

They get me around and kick hard enough, I suppose.

Aber…why are you on the floor, Amerika? Is your signature stamp on your back and you are doing work that way or…? 

-She obviously doesn’t understand the concept. Has never seen someone high before—well, not and know that’s what was wrong with them.- 

Your eyes are really big. 

Can I hug your legs.

Ach—Warum?!

-Takes a step back though, sensing her personal space is indeed about to be invaded no matter what she says.- 

engineerjones:

kaltschale:

engineerjones:

Help I can’t get up the carpet is too comfortable.

So are all the papers I’m laying on.

*He sounds really troubled doesn’t he.*

…

Is this…how Amerikans do paperwork…? 

-Peering down at him curiously, Alfred what are you doing down there?- 

*Hi, he’s high as crap and he hasn’t quite connected the dots yet.  This is why you need to be careful when you have a drug addict version of yourself as a friend.  A friend who likes to leave food like brownies in your fridge.  This is also why you don’t eat brownies you don’t remember making.*

*Smiles up at her with the most relaxed expression in the whole world, like she’s just made his year by asking that question and leaning over him.*

You have really nice legs.

-Looks down at her legs, not quite getting his point.- 

They get me around and kick hard enough, I suppose.

Aber…why are you on the floor, Amerika? Is your signature stamp on your back and you are doing work that way or…? 

-She obviously doesn’t understand the concept. Has never seen someone high before—well, not and know that’s what was wrong with them.- 

Your eyes are really big. 

engineerjones:

Help I can’t get up the carpet is too comfortable.

So are all the papers I’m laying on.

*He sounds really troubled doesn’t he.*

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Is this…how Amerikans do paperwork…? 

-Peering down at him curiously, Alfred what are you doing down there?- 

ludwigvonludwig:

kaltschale:

It is all right, Ludwig.

Sometimes we forget how strong we are. I am sure you were just trying to help.

I never seem to remember.

Of course I was, I wouldn’t lie. Oh well, people can say what they want, I suppose… 

-Pats his cheek in what she hopes is a comforting manner.- 

Just relax. The people who know you best know the truth.